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《我屋企月入人地10倍,點解佢部手機貴我3倍?》出自高登用戶Hydrocarbon,在2012年8月8日張貼。文中作者指自己父母與某同學的父母在多方面都完全相同,唯一分別就是作者父母的收入為該同學的父母十倍,但問為何該同學在數年前,手機會比自己貴。該文負評甚多,且有成為潮文的跡象。

原文

是咁的,
幾年前初中我仲係用緊平價Nokia
但係同一班條女竟然已經用緊5千蚊Sony機(當時未有Smartphone
那媽
當時大家都未有能力開工賺錢
只能靠老豆老母俾錢
點解人地老豆老母咁撚開放
我既唔係!

初中果陣,
佢老母身高157cm,我老母都係
佢老母體重134磅,我老母都係
佢老母三圍36-31-38,我老母都係
佢老母窿直徑6.14cm,我老母都係
佢老母閪窿長42.3cm,我老母都係
佢老母閪窿走線同MTR將軍澳線一樣
(兩粒卵巢=康城、寶琳,閪窿=北角),我老母都係
佢老母對波屬於E級,我老母都係
佢老豆身高168cm,我老豆一樣
佢老豆體重147磅,我老豆一樣
佢老豆著鞋著43碼,我老豆一樣
佢老豆條賓周扯起長15.1cm,我老豆一樣
佢老豆條賓周扯起粗3.83cm,我老豆一樣
完全一樣

唯一分別,
就係佢老豆老母月入$13,300
我老豆老母月入$133,000
我屋企月入佢地10倍

屌,
咁點解條女部手機會貴我3倍!

各位巴打有無乜野解說?
多謝

女生版

I拂U的回應,由上文所指的女生的角度寫。

是咁的,
幾年前初中我雖然用緊屋企人送既5千蚊Sony機(當時未有Smartphone),但我係窮閪一名
但係同一班用緊平價Nokia既毒撚竟然係有錢仔
屌那媽
當時大家都未有能力開工賺錢
只能靠老豆老母俾錢
點解人地老豆老母咁撚有錢, 仲要咁識儲錢
我既唔撚係!

初中果陣,
佢老母身高157cm,我老母都係
佢老母體重134磅,我老母都係
佢老母三圍36-31-38,我老母都係
佢老母閪窿直徑6.14cm,我老母都係
佢老母閪窿長42.3cm,我老母都係
佢老母閪窿走線同MTR將軍澳線一樣
(兩粒卵巢=康城、寶琳,閪窿=北角),我老母都係
佢老母對波屬於E級,我老母都係
佢老豆身高168cm,我老豆一樣
佢老豆體重147磅,我老豆一樣
佢老豆著鞋著43碼,我老豆一樣
佢老豆條賓周扯起長15.1cm,我老豆一樣
佢老豆條賓周扯起粗3.83cm,我老豆一樣
完全一樣

唯一分別,
就係佢老豆老母月入$133,000
我老豆老母月入$13,300
我屋企月入佢地10份1

屌,
咁點解條毒撚屋企會有錢過我10倍!

各位巴打有無乜野解說?
多謝


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