以下是《鐵甲無敵獎門人》節目中「鐵甲無敵close the door」環節的題目中出現過的部分「港式英語」及「Goodest English」截圖（由A至Z排列）。
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B
Ball wave dashing 波濤洶湧
Beat sand soup balls 擂沙湯丸
Beating horse hip 拍馬屁
Bend original 屈原
Big eat 大食
Big river ground 大溪地
Big word post 大字報
Bird animal 禽獸
Black plastic dish 黑膠碟
![Blowing water 吹水[1]](/zh/wiki/%E6%AA%94%E6%A1%88:Blowing_water.jpg "Blowing water.jpg (60 KB)")
Break cooking pots and sink boats 破釜沈舟
Break drawer bottom 穿櫃桶底
Breast dizzy 乳暈
Broken gamble 爛賭
Brush shoes 擦鞋
By son become couples 奉子成婚
C
Camera lover 螢幕情侶
Car head light 車頭燈
Car son noodle 車仔麵
Castrate cut 閹割
Chew finish relax 完鬆
Chicken son 雞子（雞睪丸）
Close grandfather 關公
Close the door 落大閘
Clothes hat animal 衣冠禽獸
Co-worker three score relatives 同事三分親
Coco vegetable flower 椰菜花
Color ring 色戒
Comb up not marry 梳起唔嫁
Cover buddhist man 疊羅漢
Cow meat knife 牛肉刀
Cut pack skin 割包皮
D
Dainty pretty float bulging 玲瓏浮凸
Defend wolf machine 防狼器
Delicate graceful mang posture 婀娜多姿
Devil mirror 魔鏡
Diana princess consort 戴安娜皇妃
Dog son team 狗仔隊
Dragon warehouse 龍躉
Draw crow graffiti 塗鴉
Dream trip 夢遊
Duck hut street 鴨寮街
E
Early excrete 早洩
Eat bowl rice turn over bowl bottom 食碗面反碗底
Enough gold cow 足金金牛
Expand coquettish 發姣
F
Fake hair 假髮
Fall stand 倒立
Feed people milk 餵人奶
Fight fake ball 打假波
Flower knows skating 花式溜冰
Fly aeroplane 放飛機
Fly bud 痱滋（口瘡）
Fly goose mountain 飛鵝山
Fly nail 飛釘
Flying paper son 飛紙仔
Follow the wind 跟風
Fried blocks 炒樓
Fried e-fu noodle 干燒伊麵
Full warm think obscene 飽暖思淫慾
G
Grandson understand empty 孫悟空
Great brother 偉哥
H
Hair pipe hole 毛管戙（毛骨悚然）
Half Tong foriegner 半唐番
Hip king 籮霸
Hip muscles 股肌
Hit reed ball 打茅波
Hit song gold song 勁歌金曲
Hit urine shake 打尿震
Hole room 洞房
Home good moon round 家好月圓
Hungry not choosing to eat 飢不擇食
I
Inside see mirror 內窺鏡
J
Joyful happy full Tung Wah 歡樂滿東華
K
Kiss goodbye 吻別
L
Lai small farm 黎小田
Large wave danger pour 波濤洶湧
Lay eggs 產卵
Lost lock 失禁
M
Man son mouth big eat four direction 男兒口大食四方
Meeting evil 撞邪
Melon son 瓜子
Milk mother 奶媽
Mix skill 雜技
Mother wife dispute 婆媳糾紛
Mouth smelly 口臭
Mouth yes heart no 口是心非
N
No la 冇呀（沒有喔）
Noodle sausage 粉腸
O
O Mouth Ｏ嘴
Odd eye skin 單眼皮
Offending tai sui 犯太歲
One sail wind smooth 一帆風順
One word can't say 一言難盡
Old people disease 老人痴呆
![Olympic game 奧運會[2]](/zh/wiki/%E6%AA%94%E6%A1%88:Olympic_game.jpg "Olympic game.jpg (73 KB)")
Olympic game 奧運會[2]
Open release 開放
Orange skin line 橙皮紋
P
Papaw milk 木瓜鮮奶
Paper urine diaper 紙尿片
Pat must break 忽必烈
Peep crazy 偷窺狂
People have three urgent 人有三急
Pig dog friends 豬朋狗友
Pig leg ginger 豬腳薑
Pig steak 豬扒
Pineapple oil 菠蘿油
Plump up breast advertisment 豐胸廣告
Pointed breasts 隆胸
Powerful song hot dance 勁歌熱舞
Pretend ghost pretend horse 扮鬼扮馬
Pretend woman 扮女人
Prison wind cloud 監獄風雲
Produce fly moisten 生飛滋（生口瘡）
Prostitute garden 妓院
Pry wall leg 撬牆腳
Pull lamp 拉登
Put me on table 擺我上檯
Q
R
Real empty 真空
Rest back word 歇後語
Rubbish say 廢話
S
Salty wet man 咸濕佬
Same live 同居
Sausage noodle 腸粉
Second milk 二奶
Seek moon 奔月
Sexual evil 淫邪
Short small capable 短小精悍
Short small excellent doing 短小精幹
Show body crazy 露體狂
Soak pig basket 浸豬籠
Son palace neck cancer 子宮頸癌
Sperm bug 精蟲
Spirit god sick 精神病
Spit person 口水佬（健談的人）
Steal walk 偷步
Steal eat 偷食
Stink fox 臭狐
Stir nose feces 撩鼻屎
Stretch bed stretch mat 捵床捵蓆
Strong kiss 強吻
Strong sun medicine 壯陽藥
Sugar mountain big brother 唐山大兄
Sun atrophy 陽萎
T
Test pregnant stick 驗孕棒
Thick face skin 厚面皮
Time clock hotel 時鐘酒店
Tortoise zero cake 龜苓膏
Towards world departure 向世界出發
Treasure knife not old 寶刀未老
Turn off key 熄匙
U
Under armpit hair 胳肋底毛
Uniform temptation 制服誘惑
Up down its hands 上下其手
Urine path hot 尿道炎
V
Visit brothel guest 嫖客
Visit heat needle 探熱針
W
Wan light 尹光
Wear green hat 戴綠帽
West ocean vegetable street 西洋菜街
Wind disturb 風騷
Wind moon page 風月版
Wind moon sheet 風月版（另一錯譯）
Woman soup ball 女人湯丸
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Y
Yellow leg chicken 黃腳雞
You do the first, I do the fifteen 你做初一我做十五