「蘋果照妖鏡」,《蘋果日報》自稱為「蘋果哈哈鏡」,源自該報的新聞照片,因相片的銳利度極高而於網絡聞名。
由於《蘋果日報》的攝影師將手上的攝影機如照妖鏡般,所拍攝之照片經常將藝人「最醜陋的一面」(或者應該說是「最真實的一面」)呈現出來,不少網民也不明白為何該報總是拍出這種質素的相片。有個說法是因為《蘋果日報》反其道而行,專門挑選這種質素的相片來刊登才得到此稱譽,另一個說法是《蘋果日報》故意將所有照片提升對比度幫助報紙出版時節省油墨,加上極高雜訊(正常單鏡反光機可能出如此雜訊能令人嘖嘖稱奇),再用JPG壓縮;則務求令相片以最差狀況呈現。
「蘋果照妖鏡」經典之作有張柏芝露牙肉照,以及黃伊汶拿著手機的照片,相中的黃伊汶簡直是「小丑神」拓世,有「女神」之稱的鄧麗欣也屢被照妖鏡照出「真身」。只有少數有實力之人士才能破解「蘋果照妖鏡」的「魔力」。
部分網民戲稱《蘋果日報》攝影機有什麼神奇的功能:「蘋果照妖鏡,影乜都唔靚」、「蘋果照妖鏡,照出女星病!」[1]。
(註︰為免不安,圖片請先放小圖,再放大圖。並請提供報導連結以供日後查核來源之用。)
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看起來黎肥佬的口中所描述的蘋果照妖鏡果然有其神秘的力量!佛心很可能就是這指照妖鏡的CPU,而古時的照妖鏡,在人文科技化的語言改革中,現代人改叫它【 液晶顯示器 】。
先忘了液晶顯示器這類高科技,我們來討論一下蘋果照妖鏡,有人說:「蘋果照妖鏡是鼓動時代反動的力量。」, 老美把『 New York 』別名又叫『 BIG APPLE 』。把這字中文化就叫蘋果,非旦是蘋果而且還是顆大蘋果。大蘋果一定比一般蘋果貴,這點人人皆知。另一方面,19吋的照妖鏡著實不多,且有別於古代一般古銅緞光鏡面,使用股票上市公司高質感最新一代的面板技術,純手工"Hand's Free"(音譯關係在本島島國發音Hannspree)打造,其神力當然是無與倫比。
總之,蘋果照妖鏡的力量是強大的,更何況現在這面大蘋果照妖鏡,其力量更是不可預測。在我們看過的故事裡,也有曾經千萬人傳頌的史詩,在描述這類神器,人云「魔鏡魔鏡,那個最靚!」連一國的皇后都為了這股力量而用計派人想要殺害雪基精的完美代言人「白雪公主」,這段使人動容的童話史詩,其真正的導因都是這面照妖鏡,白雪也因鏡子的預言下吃下了毒蘋果,蘋果+照妖鏡加持的恐怖魔力,讓我們不能忽視這股力量。
除此之外,搞個寬螢幕,平心而論一般比例就影響深遠了,加寬後真的連鄰人餘光掃到鏡面,也會被繽紛色彩打出原型,愛美的女性朋友如果底妝沒上,建議離 Hannspree New York 19吋DVI寬螢幕液晶顯示器遠一點。或者趕快到SOGOO一樓補點貨,論語日:「蘋果照妖鏡,照出女星病!」就是指這個神奇功能。
這只特別的鏡子,籤詩上提及擁有700:1超高對比及激速5ms有效提昇高動態流暢度,無論抓猴或整理八卦消息或者研習國粹,保証絕無殘影,再說歷代以來那一面神器提供完整的售後服務與一年之無亮點保證。前面我說過這是上市公司貨,就這點讓人稱讚。
新一代的純手工打造蘋果19吋寬螢幕照妖鏡,使用高質感烤漆黑色鏡面處理,加上DVI的超級輸出,這老美叫它「Duck Very Important」,中文名喚「鴨子很重要」。那表示餵蘋果給鴨子吃,輸出的感覺更有Feel,這絕對是神器科學的創舉,想要有一只優良照妖鏡的你和我,絕對不能不注意這個劃時代的加持配備。
當然囉,每個時代通常不會有太多的神器現世出土,假如你有幸可以在這裡看到,你知道「佛心來的嘛。」假如有靈感的話,照妖鏡應該可以幫忙找到你人生的盲點,讓你的人生大放光明。
我查了一下網路聖典偉基百哥,這神器的神蹟列於其下:
Hannspree New York 19" DVI 寬螢幕液晶顯示蘋果照妖鏡【明星現形名單】
涼泳奇 成會林 沉貫西 章薄汁 終新同 成紋圓 言隱斯
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- 娛圈 360:蘋果哈哈鏡 10年真相,2011年4月9日。