由於下列原因,您沒有權限進行編輯此頁面的動作: 您請求的操作只有這些群組的使用者能使用:用戶、Fandom助手、Wiki主管、內容團隊成員 您可以檢視並複製此頁面的原始碼。 [[圖像:20060705021349_2CD8KMFJ.jpg|thumb|right|200px|經典的照妖鏡作品[[張栢芝]]反眼露牙肉照]] 「'''蘋果照妖鏡'''」,《[[蘋果日報]]》自稱為「'''蘋果哈哈鏡'''」,源自該報的新聞照片,因相片的銳利度極高而於網絡聞名。 由於《[[蘋果日報]]》的攝影師將手上的攝影機如照妖鏡般,所拍攝之照片經常將藝人「最醜陋的一面」(或者應該說是「最真實的一面」)呈現出來,不少網民也不明白為何該報總是拍出這種質素的相片。有個說法是因為《[[蘋果日報]]》反其道而行,專門挑選這種質素的相片來刊登才得到此稱譽,另一個說法是《蘋果日報》故意將所有照片提升對比度幫助報紙出版時節省油墨,加上極高雜訊(正常單鏡反光機可能出如此雜訊能令人嘖嘖稱奇),再用JPG壓縮;則務求令相片以最差狀況呈現。 「蘋果照妖鏡」經典之作有[[張柏芝]]露牙肉照,以及[[黃伊汶]]拿著手機的照片,相中的黃伊汶簡直是「[[小丑神]]」拓世,有「[[女神]]」之稱的[[鄧麗欣]]也屢被照妖鏡照出「真身」。只有少數有實力之人士才能破解「蘋果照妖鏡」的「魔力」。 部分網民戲稱《[[蘋果日報]]》攝影機有什麼神奇的功能:「蘋果照妖鏡,影乜都唔靚」、「蘋果照妖鏡,照出女星病!」<ref>[http://ck101.com/forums/redirect.php?tid=1384630]</ref>。 <font color=red>(註︰為免不安,圖片請先放小圖,再放大圖。並請提供報導連結以供日後查核來源之用。)</font> ==男(按姓氏字母排列)== ===[[卡域克]]=== *[http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/sports/first/20070204/6782669 20070204 - 卡域克倒戈「剌」探軍情 全日心水大戰:曼聯單 W穩 ] http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20070204/small/AA02_01_b.jpg [http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20070204/large/AA02_01_b.jpg (大圖)] ===[[陳志雲]]=== *[http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/news/art/20070507/7074676 20070507 - 特稿:「少年石修」開朗變沉默 ]([http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/news/art/20070507/7074675 20070507 - 患抑鬱症 返舊居自殺 無綫前高層吊頸死]) http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20070507/small/07la1p103.jpg [http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20070507/large/07la1p103.jpg (大圖)] ===[[陳奕迅]]=== *[http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/entertainment/art/20060919/6326189 20060919 - 緋聞難終結 Eason隔不住 祖兒、阿詩越位傳情] http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20060919/small/19ec2p2new.jpg [http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20060919/large/19ec2p2new.jpg (大圖)] ===[[馬浚偉]]=== *[http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/entertainment/art/20061031/6459618 20061031 - 馬浚偉心形嘴趕客] http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20061031/small/31ec6p13.jpg [http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20061031/large/31ec6p13.jpg (大圖)] ===[[吳卓羲]]=== *[http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/entertainment/art/20060529/5968029 20060529 - 馮仁昭四圍超:Toby嬲吳卓羲 Kiss擘大眼] http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/250pix/20060529/Article_ent/29ec6p33.jpg [http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/640pix/20060529/Article_ent/29ec6p33.jpg (大圖)] *[http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/entertainment/art/20061022/6431285 20061022 - 瘀氣籠罩娛樂圈 吳卓羲10級王 郭羨妮施肥惡] http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20061022/small/22es1p11.jpg [http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20061022/large/22es1p11.jpg (大圖)] *[http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/entertainment/art/20070508/7077915 20070508 - 賦閒睇波與舊主打對台 馮仁昭四圍超:吳卓羲涉辱罵球迷撩交打] http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20070508/small/08ec6p1.jpg [http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20070508/large/08ec6p1.jpg (大圖)] *[http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/entertainment/art/20070509/7082006 20070509 - 馮仁昭四圍超 郭政鴻球場兇學生 吳卓羲食死貓] http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20070509/small/09ec6p98.jpg [http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20070509/large/09ec6p98.jpg (大圖)] ===[[黃宗澤]]=== *[http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/entertainment/art/20061022/6431285 20061022 - 瘀氣籠罩娛樂圈 吳卓羲10級王 郭羨妮施肥惡] http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20061022/small/22es1p7.jpg [http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20061022/large/22es1p7.jpg (大圖)] ==女(按姓氏字母排列)== ===[[陳方安生]]=== *[http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/news/first/20071203/10487439 20071203 - 獲175,874票 多葉太38,324票 陳太贏了](該報導內的圖片連結已消失) http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20071203/small/03la2p5.jpg [http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20071203/large/03la2p5.jpg (大圖)] ===[[陳慧琳]]=== *[http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/entertainment/art/20060610/6012182 20060610 - Goal! 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孖Bob頭 超短褲Sammi六呎美人揶揄千嬅] http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20070515/small/15ec4p1a.jpg [http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20070515/large/15ec4p1a.jpg (大圖)] *同上 http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20070515/small/15ec4p2.jpg [http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20070515/large/15ec4p2.jpg (大圖)] ===[[鄭裕玲]]=== *[http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/entertainment/art/20070604/7171817 20060604 - 阿倫叫側田上堂] http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20070604/small/04ec4p5n.jpg [http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20070604/large/04ec4p5n.jpg (大圖)] ===[[鄭融]]=== *[http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/entertainment/art/20060914/6311770 20060914 - 頸患復發心亂跳 馮仁昭四圍超:病貓鄭融哭爆瘡] http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20060914/small/14ec7p1.jpg [http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20060914/large/14ec7p1.jpg (大圖)] ===[[周麗淇]]=== *[http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/entertainment/art/20060903/6278011 20060903 - 藝人最想邊個人翻生 復活筆記:黃貫中傾訴心聲] http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20060903/small/03es10p37.jpg [http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20060903/large/03es10p37.jpg (大圖)] *[http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/entertainment/art/20060903/6277980 20060903 - 老公失蹤 傅明憲落難闊太唔易做] http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20060903/small/03ec7p5.jpg [http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20060903/large/03ec7p5.jpg (大圖)] *[http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/entertainment/art/20061008/6384705 20061008 - 周麗淇扮鬼嚇街坊] http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20061008/small/08ec5p6.jpg [http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20061008/large/08ec5p6.jpg (大圖)] ===[[葉劉淑儀]]=== *[http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/news/art/20071203/10487647 20071203 - 隔牆有耳:葉劉企街食飯鯁親] http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20071203/small/03lp2p2.jpg [http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20071203/large/03lp2p2.jpg (大圖)] ===[[羅范椒芬]]=== *[http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/news/art/20120322/16178942 20120322 - 再就商台及防暴隊論爆料 誓與狼共無 唐直斥梁可恥] http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20120322/large/22la3p10new.jpg [[葉佩雯]] *[http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/entertainment/art/20060801/6178008 20060801 - 葉佩雯搖滾護士扮嘢上癮] http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/200pix/20060801/Article_ent/01ec6p25.jpg [http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/640pix/20060801/Article_ent/01ec6p25.jpg (大圖)] ===[[宮雪花]]=== *[http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/entertainment/art/20061030/6456524 20061030 - 澳門直擊 陳雅倫拖老外風騷捧亞姐] http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20061030/small/30ec5p95.jpg [http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20061030/large/30ec5p95.jpg (大圖)] ===[[關心妍]]=== *[http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/entertainment/art/20070317/6909566 20070317 - 關心妍揀型男送吻] http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20070317/small/17ec2p9newa.jpg [http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20070317/large/17ec2p9newa.jpg (大圖)] ===[[郭思琳]]=== *[http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/entertainment/art/20071006/10253089 20071006 - 神奇俠單拖蒲港 霹靂火媾女受阻 噴火 ] http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20071006/small/06ec3p4c.jpg [http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20071006/large/06ec3p4c.jpg (大圖)] ===[[李詩韻]]=== *[http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/entertainment/art/20070413/6996879 20070413 - 陳山聰獻吻 李詩韻急抹面] http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20070413/small/13ec7p1.jpg [http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20070413/large/13ec7p1.jpg (大圖)] ===[[李嘉欣]]=== *[http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/entertainment/art/20060812/6212389 20060812 - 露半球劃清界線 嘉亨戀觸礁明冧大劉] http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/200pix/20060812/Article_ent/12ec1p3a.jpg [http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/640pix/20060812/Article_ent/12ec1p3a.jpg (大圖)] ===[[梁洛施]]=== *[http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/entertainment/art/20070328/6946013 20070328 - 港藝人台灣獻醜 偽人真面目:Kelly反眼栢芝箝仔] http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20070328/small/28ed8p7aa.jpg [http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20070328/large/28ed8p7aa.jpg (大圖)] ===[[梁詠琪]]=== *[http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/entertainment/art/20060522/5945911 20060522 - 梁詠琪追捧詹瑞文] http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/250pix/20060522/Article_ent/22ec5p5.jpg [http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/640pix/20060522/Article_ent/22ec5p5.jpg (大圖)] *[http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/entertainment/art/20060801/6177982 20060801 - 暑天晒冬裝汗濕新髮廊 GiGi揮剪嚇親人] http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/200pix/20060801/Article_ent/01ec3p5.jpg [http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/640pix/20060801/Article_ent/01ec3p5.jpg (大圖)] ===[[劉綽琪]]=== *[http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/entertainment/art/20070413/6996959 20070413 - 紅裡透白 性感壓境] http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20070413/small/13ec7p14.jpg [http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20070413/large/13ec7p14.jpg (大圖)] ===[[Leah Dizon]]=== *[http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/entertainment/art/20080326/10909070 有風度惜唔夠靚仔 Leah唔吼港男] http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20080326/small/26ec4p3.jpg [http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20080326/large/26ec4p3.jpg (大圖)] ===[[劉嘉玲]]=== *[[忽然一週]] http://sudden.atnext.com/images/next-photos/SuddenWeekly/589/640pixfolder/A589-046N/DSC_1664.jpg ===[[Maggie Q]]=== *[http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/entertainment/art/20070515/7101735 20070515 - 拒披動物皮 MaggieQ率三國將士反殺生] http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20070515/small/15ee5p1new.jpg [http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20070515/large/15ee5p1new.jpg (大圖)] *同上 http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20070515/small/15ee5p3.jpg [http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20070515/large/15ee5p3.jpg (大圖)] ===[[薛凱琪]]=== *[http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/entertainment/art/20050421/4827857 20050421 - 薛凱琪出碟寫「Him」單] http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/250pix/20050421/Article_ent/21ec7p7.jpg [http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/640pix/20050421/Article_ent/21ec7p7.jpg (大圖)] *[http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/entertainment/art/20050821/5155924 20050821 - 身材平平都要力保不失 薛凱琪嚴防森美鹹豬頭] http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/250pix/20050821/Article_ent/21ec2p100new.jpg [http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/640pix/20050821/Article_ent/21ec2p100new.jpg (大圖)] *[http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/entertainment/art/20060214/5654747 20060214 - 袁彩雲豪門夢碎眼紅紅] http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/250pix/20060214/Article_ent/14ec10p1.jpg [http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/640pix/20060214/Article_ent/14ec10p1.jpg (大圖)] *[http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/entertainment/art/20060614/6023381 20060614 - 鄙視非法下載 Fiona懲戒違例學生拒握手] http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/250pix/20060614/Article_ent/14ec10p3.jpg [http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/640pix/20060614/Article_ent/14ec10p3.jpg (大圖)] *[http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/entertainment/art/20060321/5753705 20060321 - 薛凱琪青春煞食留前鬥後] http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/250pix/20060321/Article_ent/21ec7p18new.jpg [http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/640pix/20060321/Article_ent/21ec7p18new.jpg (大圖)] *[http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/entertainment/art/20070619/7228425 20070619 - 東京直擊 薛凱琪日本被嘲頸長] http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20070619/small/19ec2p4new.jpg [http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/apple/20070619/large/19ec2p4new.jpg (大圖)] *[http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/entertainment/art/20071102/10367666 20071102 - 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拒認斯文靚樣緋聞多 Stephy變種玉女釣富歌迷] http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/250pix/20060618/Article_ent/18es12p1.jpg [http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/640pix/20060618/Article_ent/18es12p1.jpg (大圖)] *[http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/entertainment/art/20060618/6037078 20060618 - Stephy緋聞男友逐個捉] http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/250pix/20060618/Article_ent/18es12p7.jpg [http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/640pix/20060618/Article_ent/18es12p7.jpg (大圖)] *[http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/entertainment/art/20060415/5833583 20060415 - Stephy剝都冇用慳番] http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/250pix/20060415/Article_ent/15ec7p1.jpg [http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/640pix/20060415/Article_ent/15ec7p1.jpg (大圖)] *[http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/entertainment/art/20060802/6181546 20060802 - Stephy聞 A級起摃「我邊有咁細」] http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/200pix/20060802/Article_ent/02ec8p30.jpg [http://static.apple.nextmedia.com/images/apple-photos/640pix/20060802/Article_ent/02ec8p30.jpg (大圖)] *[http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/entertainment/art/20060821/6237448 20060821 - 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